Act one: 8-almost-9-year-old Brother John and 3 year old little sister Hannah standing side-by-side washing dishes:
Hannah: John, why do you have to use hot water to wash the dishes?
John: Because it gets the yucky food off the dishes better.
Hannah: Oh, so like, is cold water wetter than hot water? Or is hot water wetter than cold water?
John: Uhhhhhh........
*Me*: Cracking up, and treasuring the moment.
(Please note that I am not, in fact, exuding my three other siblings, they just "happened" to be taking a nap at the exact same moment of our mini-shoot.
And that's the whole truth and nothing but the truth.)
(Please note that the child in the front is not actually related to me in any way I can think.... oh wait. Never mind, I remember, that's my brother. He is really, really... attractive. And I love him to death for it.)
(Please note that the young lady in the back may in fact be trying to avoid her three other siblings, note that they are the ones in the picture, and not the ones who aren't. But that is not a fact, it might, however be due to the large bee hive right above her oldest sisters, head... but one may not know.)
(Please also note that it was very hot yesterday, so that explains my pained expression on my face and the reason for my excessive "glowing")
(Please not that I will no longer be doing any more please notes, I want you to note that.
Love,
You glowing friend who shimmers like a mermaid.)
Tomorrow Rachel and I are leaving very early in the morning to go to the dentist for the first time in nine (9) years. And the first time ever for Rachel.
Don't judge.
Actually, correction, we will be going to the orthodontics. So there. Bye bye crazy teeth. Hello... Braces.
Ps. I'm not even kidding about the bee hive part, look:

Lets just say, I didn't want to take many pictures after that.